Dave Tries!

hooray!

2011-12-06T01:24:00.000-08:00

its time to celebrate

I'm back from Montreal, I've been busy making a new record, and another one to be released in April.... basically I'm busy..... Which is exactly what I need to be.... so I'm good! you follow logic don't you?

So for now, a new poster for Toronto's Hot Kid

A quick reminder that this exists

2011-10-09T18:45:00.001-07:00

New album of songs recoded in Montreal!! Free download! Oh my god download it and put it on your ipod right?!

<a href="http://bloodandblonde.bandcamp.com/album/heading-off-to-montreal-cd-r-4-fall">Heading off to Montreal! (CD-R 4 - Fall) by Blood Rexdale and the Walls are Blonde</a>

I'd prefer if there were a girl in EVERY photo

2011-09-09T10:44:00.000-07:00

How I Spent my Summer Vactation by David Kleiser

2011-09-08T21:28:00.000-07:00

So I've not updated since June. Late June, but June none the less.

I'll fix this, but for now here's two pictures of girls admiring my art.

AND

me and my friend Sarah Brunning covering my favorite song, Bob Crewe's Barbarella

word

2011-06-28T02:06:00.000-07:00

Im going to London, the Berlin, the Paris next week... AND i graduated AND i had a solo show 2 months ago

also these:

2011-05-22T09:19:00.000-07:00

2011-05-17T20:38:00.000-07:00

ONTARIO REALITY GENERATION ISSUE 3 NOW AVAILABLE
Free download

&amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;a href="http://bloodandblonde.bandcamp.com/album/ontario-reality-generation-issue-3"&amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;Ontario Reality Generation Issue 3 by Blood Rexdale and the Walls are Blonde&amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;/a&amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;

2011-04-26T12:16:00.000-07:00

Now with less songs!

&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;a href="http://bloodandblonde.bandcamp.com/album/thought-compton"&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;Thought Compton by Blood Rexdale and the Walls are Blonde&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;/a&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;

Issue 3 of Ontario Reality Generation coming SOON!
Heres some pannels, pre lettering

ALSO a new tape/ comic / digital download thing out April 30. heres a page of that...

2011-03-27T00:40:00.000-07:00

I'll be launching a solo exhibition at OZ studio soon.

Opening reception is April 2nd from 7-11:30 pm and it runs from April 2nd to April 12th

OZ studio is at 134 Ossington

comics, posters, t shirts, books, zines, EPs and more will all be available for sale and such

Cause I'm bored, and where the fuck else am I going to post this?

2011-03-22T10:23:00.000-07:00

Any art work that exists outside of its creation is dead. Art does not exist physically in any form. It exists as a spirit that moves from host to host, inspiring them to capture it. What we ultimately experience in a painting or a sculpture or a novel or a song is the now empty host of what one was art.

A still warm artwork will sell for more money than a colder artwork. This is not limited to Art Dealers, the type who buy paintings and sell them for too much money- this goes for anyone who wishes to bottle and sell emotion, passion, inspiration and observation. Music Company executives and Hollywood producers are perhaps more relevant examples, as, honestly, not a lot of people seem to care about paintings any more since the 60s successfully bottled and sold its own spirit back to the world. Painters like to paint, and a handfull of us like to look at their paintings, but most of Earth would prefer to see Rango. They would have probably preferred to see Rango in Degas' world too, or Di Vinci's world. Its not a desire limited to time period. If they had Rango in the early 1600, the Pope would go check out Rango and tell Michelangelos, ceiling to go fuck itself. Most people want to see realistic beauty captured as perfectly as possible, personal style comes as a second, unless it helps contribute to capture the beauty. And I think this is where the cause of confusion lies.

We now believe our own lie. So now thru a thousand years of conditioning, increasingly effective means by which we can record and recreate beauty, beauty being too loose a word, but I think the most appropriate. The lie of a painting or of a book or a song is this- A moment once existed that created harmony of emotions as perfect as the painting, book, song, etc is presenting us with. When in actuality what we are experiencing by observing a painting, book or song is the personality of the author, and perhaps little sprinkles here and there of the true moment or emotion. Artists are confused because they believe their own lie that they are able to capture beauty. And either thru wanting it to be true, or being tricked, all non-artists are deep in the illusion that artists are able to present them with beauty. (again, artist/non-artist are terms too loose yet appropriate... best left for another paper).

What we have instead been experiencing all along is memory triggers. Nothing more. A painting, book or song will evoke millions of memories at once and the best suited ones will rise above the crowd and harmonize with each-other to create a overwhelming emotion. Therefore it is not the artist who present you with beauty, but it is you who presents you with beauty. We are just inducing it. Were bringing something to your attention, under the impression that we have physically captured beauty. This confusion is better titled "Artistic merit".

There is only one time where any physical work of art contains any sort of artistic merit, and that is during its conception. When a painting is finished, and the spirit of art leaves it, the painting becomes a dead body, void of a soul. Art dealers swoop in to try and salvage what little warmth the artwork will have left, and will sell it based on its temperature.

Tho it can be argued that once an inspiration has worked its way thru an artist and onto a canvas or book or what have you, that it becomes part of a much larger scale of change. While the artist may think they are done with a piece of art, the world is not. The artist dies, but the dust and hairs and spilled drinks and moving damages of the world are not finished with the artwork. Over time every art work is changed, be it something added like the wine stain of a patron, or something taken away like the slow decay of fresco or acrylic.. an art work, much like everything else on earth, is always being changed, in a constant state of Heraclitus -esq flux, and if that is the case, then the spirit of art never leaves an artwork, as long as it remains in flux.

This is why to destroy an art work is such a crime, because the artwork wasn't even finished yet. No artwork may ever be finished, the Mona Lisa is barely halfway done.

MY ART ON BLOG TO

2011-03-01T16:05:00.000-08:00

Some art of mine is in a Blog TO review of Jetfuel cafe viewable here

I and some OCAD illustration friends did a show there a couple of summers back, it was beautiful.

ALSO

well, vote for kierans video, im just in it,

BUT

Im Damn Good.

click this link
http://www.shortsnonstop.com/videos/watch/the-reel-man2/

also come to this on thursday

The Reel Man from Kieran Heilbron on Vimeo.

thesis

2011-02-27T13:19:00.000-08:00

some pieces from my theses for OCAD...

Thought Compton now availible

2011-02-26T09:32:00.000-08:00

Heya

So I've put out a 2nd EP, its the Winter issue of my Comic/ EP series
Ontario Reality Generation...... we had the release party at Sneaky Dees on thursday it was fantastic- Toronto bands Heartbeat Hotel and Foxes in Fiction played aswel... like butter

You can stream the EP here

and ill be uploading photos/ sections of the comics soon

in other news, Jeff Mangum is (was) the songwriter and leading man for Neutral Milk Hotel- the greatest band to by far to have come out of the 90s (and i mean that dammit).

Jeff Mangum is playing 2 shows at a church in the annex in August

Today, at noon, I got my tickets

and it made me do this.

Have a happy rest of February everybody!

hayy!

2011-02-08T21:42:00.000-08:00

SO Its been a month and a but, no biggie right?

I'm working fiercely on the second issue of my comic Ontario Reality Generation, as well as the following.
- A new EP "Thought Compton" to go with said comic
- A cassette, cause what the hell
- my thesis for OCAD
- many posters
- a commissioned portrait for a couples anniversary.
- a press kit
- writing the great Canadian novel
- a space-rock-opera version of the 1968 film Barbarella.
- my memory
- my breathing
-being cool
-staying cool

Also paper stuff.....

paper stuff is extremely zen for like 15 minutes and then is too frustrating to stay zen. Its fantastic.

Oh and playing many shows...

Be True to Your School: Special POP UP VIDEO Edition! from Kickflip and BBQ on Vimeo.

Blood Rexdale Smashing Pumpkins Tribute pt. 2 from Kickflip and BBQ on Vimeo.

Heres some more poster stuff....... come to the show! print! distribute! destroy! crush or be crushed and other sayings!

also....

2010-12-22T14:35:00.000-08:00

ALSO come to see these fine bands on thurs and ill give you a copy of ONTARIO REALITY GENERATION ISSUE .5

ALSOALSOALSO heres two things that are awesome

1. a painting i did held up to a piece of glass in the afternoon sun..

and then a cover for heartbeat hotels "COUGHDROPS EP"

2010-12-22T13:03:00.001-08:00

seriously tho... you should probably listen to my record....

or watch the videos from the CD release show by clicking the vimeo link...

Blood Rexdale CD Release Party pt. 2 from Blood Rexdale on Vimeo.

Blood Rexdale CD Release Party pt. 4 from Blood Rexdale on Vimeo.

ISSUE 2 out in February!

lambz

2010-12-22T12:33:00.000-08:00

So I've not updated for far too long, been finishing thesis at OCAD and making issue 2 of my comic ONTARIO REALITY GENERATION

heres issue 1... www.bloodandblonde.com

heres my facebooks so you can see all my most recent thangz... www.facebook.com/hello2015

and HERE are new things

merry thingmas!

comic almost finished

2010-10-08T08:36:00.001-07:00

Firstly- here is "Natalie's Body"- the first single from my new EP "Thought Aspen"

<a href="http://bloodandblonde.bandcamp.com/track/natalies-body">Natalies Body by Blood Rexdale and the Walls are Blonde</a>

I've made a comic, here are non-sequential selections from said comic

I'll be releasing the comic/ my new EP at The Silver Dollar on thusday oct 14

a grand old time!

2010-09-27T12:04:00.000-07:00

which one do YOU like better?

also- come to my CD release show!

Posters!

2010-09-22T08:48:00.000-07:00

A poster for a show i am playing on thurs

A poster for a contest thru OCAD for Pop Montreal

go Shonen or go home!

a show at rancho in Oct

oh what the hell heres some more posters

2010-09-02T19:45:00.000-07:00

2010-09-02T16:24:00.000-07:00

shot be Arnold!!!!
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OH AND I HAVE OTHER NEWS

firstly, there is this-

Queen Street Baseball Commercial from Kieran Heilbron on Vimeo.

secondly -
new music:

&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;a href="http://bloodandblonde.bandcamp.com/album/herb-asher-no-1"&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;And Thats Why I Maintain That if You're Sure You'll Die, You'll Find A Way by Blood Rexdale and the Walls are Blonde&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;/a&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;

&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;a href="http://bloodandblonde.bandcamp.com/album/herb-asher-no-2"&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;Devil Women by Blood Rexdale and the Walls are Blonde&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;/a&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;

thirdly-
i have updated the layout and content of my myspace page, there is new music there as well, different than the music above (so much music)

http://www.myspace.com/bloodrexdaleandthewallsareblonde

quadly- this is the best thing ive ever seen on the interent, which is saying a lot

ceptly- the next show is sept 22 at the piston- dare you come?

uhhh..more

2010-08-08T01:05:00.000-07:00

why its a poster i made! look! type! ew
why its an early draft of my new comic ONTARIO REALITY GENERATION

the rest

2010-08-03T12:07:00.001-07:00

all at once we are awake inside flowing semen back-stroking toward an egg

2010-07-27T18:50:00.000-07:00

i have art showing at...

THURSDAY JULY 29 Public Exposure zine launch with ocad alumni
FRIDAY JULY 30 People Snapping at 541 queen west (in a secret location from there)
SAT JULY 31 at the Tranzac Club (292 Brunswick Ave) Show time: 8 to midnight #12 ticket price cause its a theatrical music thing aswell

also here are some posters

im playing this one:

also this:

2010-07-11T23:12:00.000-07:00

Longboard Painting Timelapse from Kieran Heilbron on Vimeo.

ive been making a comic

2010-07-11T23:01:00.000-07:00

by hand and my friend kiran came over and photographed it and here it is

more later!

AND THE DIGGETY DOGS DEBUT PERFORMANCE

2010-06-15T19:17:00.000-07:00

i have a new band called "and the diggety dogs"

we're playing our first show on saturday

it will be fun!

shes a nervous whirlwind of apathetic energy- i've heard she fucks her friends and would probably fuck her enemies

2010-05-14T10:14:00.000-07:00

new posters and other things

2010-05-08T22:09:00.001-07:00

Here are some posters for rancho relaxo i just did today, i like em a lot

ahoy!

2010-04-25T14:22:00.000-07:00

I've been busy, I'll show you all why later

for now heres a poster i just did for two doors down in montreal

enjoi!

A less funny version of Flight Of The Conchords

2010-04-05T23:34:00.000-07:00

a good week to follow i hope!

this is old, and ive probably posted it way back but i still love it a lot so here it is again (or not...)

My buddy and Kickflip and BBQ bandmate Liam has a new comedy rock cd coming out and hes funny and very crude

He defines himself as a less funny Flight of the Conchords

http://www.myspace.com/liamwilliamssorrytooffend

http://www.myspace.com/liamwilliamssorrytooffend

http://www.myspace.com/liamwilliamssorrytooffend

now this, i like....

Stuff I've Done recently

2010-03-27T22:01:00.000-07:00

last night was the heartbeat hotel 7" launch, for which i did the artwork

&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;a href="http://heartbeathotel.bandcamp.com/album/the-hello-barrel-45rpm"&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;The Hello Barrel by Heartbeat Hotel&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;/a&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;

also.....

&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;a href="http://heartbeathotel.bandcamp.com/album/fetus-dreams"&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;Polar Bears by Heartbeat Hotel&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;/a&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;

also heres an outtake...

aswell as some posters ive done recently

also ill be playing the cameron house at queen and spadina on friday, come out for a laugh of discomfort!

posterama

2010-02-27T01:03:00.000-08:00

if you look long enough, theyre actually 2 comic strips

ive been doing a lot of posters lately

heres some more posters

and heres a black and white zine version of this:

4:20!

2010-02-17T19:53:00.000-08:00

Conan O'Brien from Kieran Heilbron on Vimeo.

hi joy!

2010-02-15T12:11:00.000-08:00

1......

2......

thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

2010-02-12T19:14:00.000-08:00

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#

this website is fantastic

also:

2 Free Beers! from Kieran Heilbron on Vimeo.

also the music from the last post was music i recorded with some nice guys from a fellow band name chris lyons and andy smith, their music is here:
www.heartbeathotel.ca

and this

2010-01-17T22:42:00.001-08:00

<a href="http://bloodandblonde.bandcamp.com/album/whitey">All My Things by Blood Rexdale and the Walls are Blonde</a>

also, this...

2010-01-17T10:44:00.000-08:00

Cow

Dimples | MySpace Video

stuffs coming along just fine

2010-01-12T08:45:00.001-08:00

firstly:
&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;a href="http://bloodandblonde.bandcamp.com/album/my-first-apartment"&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;Hmmmmingway! II: Aquatic Rescue by Blood Rexdale and the Walls are Blonde&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;/a&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;lt;a href="http://bloodandblonde.bandcamp.com/album/my-first-apartment"&amp;amp;gt;Hmmmmingway! II: Aquatic Rescue by Blood Rexdale and the Walls are Blonde&amp;amp;lt;/a&amp;amp;gt;

<a href="http://bloodandblonde.bandcamp.com/album/my-first-apartment">Hmmmmingway! II: Aquatic Rescue by Blood Rexdale and the Walls are Blonde</a>

just listen already

secondly:

this is the alley outside my apartment, i ripped this off from facebook from one of the people who was here that night.

and these are some posters ive made this week

if you have to choose, go to great dane, those guys taught me by showing me
thats really all i have for you today, my real purpose for this post was to inform you of this:

its insane

posters and new songs

2010-01-07T21:41:00.000-08:00

new posters for upcoming shows at rancho relaxo

ive also released a cassette- Blood Rexdale and the Walls are Blonde/ TEEN SQUIRREL split
<a href="http://bloodandblonde.bandcamp.com/track/bad-seeds">Bad Seeds by Blood Rexdale and the Walls are Blonde</a>

posters gallor!

2009-12-29T12:59:00.000-08:00

ahoy

all is well

ive started work at a custom tshirt shop

its wicked

now look at my posters

and come to my show

let em all go to hell except for cave 76

2009-12-08T19:19:00.000-08:00

firstly my roomate/bandmate/brother of war Mikey Kolberg wrote directed and starred in his very own video short

its hilarious and youll like it so watch it

secondly ive got 2 shows on friday

at 930 ill be playing at good blood bad blood in kensington for their christmas bonanza thing

then at 1030 ish ill be playing up the street from there at LOLA

see top of page for the poster

thirdly heres some things:

"Huntingtons disease"

These were both for Ashley Mauritzens book on Transformation

This will become a mural on the wall of Matt Fantuzis new recording studio

School and work- I make no appologies

2009-11-12T12:14:00.000-08:00

Ahoy!

Heres some things I've done since last post.

Since my last post i have:
1 moved to queen and bathurst with Diamond Teeth guitarist Mike Kolberg and
girlfriend/ Kleiser enthusiast Natalie Sutt-Wiebe. We have a lot of fun in this place.
Boner Heights it is called, and it fantastic with a sauna, roof top patio, wood burning fire place, bbq, tiki bar, bathroom, kitchen, and 2 floors. its a great studio. My stuff is everywhere, its awesome. We have a ficus.

2 played many a sexy show in kensington either solo or with The Walrus Blonde

3 been studying anatomy, which is hard but quite interesting

4 recorded some new tracks (pre production of a proper album!!!)

5 had three really great parties

6 had the police walk thru 2 of those 3

7 worked at Chippys Fish and Chips down the street which i love

8 been fired from Chippys for failing to perform a task i was not trained to do which i
think might be illegal
9 been working on a new comic

10 been drawing and painting a lot

11 been thoughouly enjoying Philip K Dick- especialy VALIS and its others
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VALIS

12 been thoroughly enjoying theology, philosophy, and the mind of an artist

13 lots of nudity

14 worked as an extra on the scott pilgram vs. the world movie- what an odd line of work.

heres more stuff

Space Patrol

Mali Yoyez

Natalie

Mayor Miller

You've nothing to fear but fear its self. and Spiders.

alls good in the hood.

Yo

2009-08-26T00:23:00.001-07:00

Firstly:

a new album
<a href="http://bloodandblonde.bandcamp.com/album/surrender-is-death-and-death-is-for-pussies">Save lives, Stay Home II: The Return of Save lives, Stay Home by Blood Rexdale and the Walls are Blonde</a>

Secondly:
a new art made of skateboards

Shows on friday and saturday

2009-08-18T20:37:00.001-07:00

i have 2 gigs this friday and saturday

friday is this:

saturday is with good blood bad blood but thats all i know- im sorry i cant be more helpful

comic soon

What i must tell you not only is grave- but it is a SECRET

2009-08-15T22:34:00.000-07:00

Im moving in a couple of weeks- thats exciting.

Spring spreads seeds!
Summer spreads smooth.

anyway heres some new stuff from old stuff...

and for fun (cause this blog isnt nearly as fun as id hoped itd be)

Stand Tall Mr Singsong Sing Too Loud/ No Dont Go Outside Dont Even Try

2009-08-11T03:45:00.000-07:00

i want you to come to my and my friends art show

the opening was on saturday and was a success, i play
ed a set, as well as aradia and heartbeat hotel, with op
ener RAWBIN!

The show is up til FRIDAY AUG 14, at which point
i will move some stuff to my next showing which is at
GOOD BLOOD BAD BLOOD in kensington market wi
th a wack of fellow art-trons. I will also be playing a set
there.

ive made some fun new loops which will be recorded a
nd posted soon

new songs too-
www.myspace.com/bloodrexdaleandthewallsareblonde

heres my latest comiic for class and more...

Fiona:

Caitlyn:

Sarah:

also....

2009-07-10T18:25:00.000-07:00

which one?

if you have gold you dont want, steve wilkos will buy it from you! (or somthing)

2009-07-10T00:43:00.000-07:00

are we there yet?

LIVE! at Lolas

2009-07-07T16:23:00.000-07:00

come to our show?

i guarentee you the following:

1 classic pop culture reference
1 accoustic sonic youth cover
1 long drawn out noise jam
1 love

Be Laura Croft

2009-07-02T14:08:00.000-07:00

The cd release was a success, we released all over everyone, it was quite fun!
heres an unrelated video of us:
http://www.last.fm/music/The+Diamond+Teeth/+videos/2796761

FRIDAY JULY 3RD IS MY CO-OPORATIVE ART SHOW AT JET FUEL!!!

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=104643346018&ref=ts

there will be art from 7 3rd year ocad illustration cohorts, as well as friendship, dancing, and fun!

Also i will be playing live! one night only! at the cameron house tonite,
ITS GOING TO ROLL!
then again july 11 at Lola's.

also here is some things that i like

tracy morgan has almost always pleased me. Astronaut jones is still remains one of my favorite songs ever after all these years.

4 kleiser heads out of 5!

my disk graphic for how i spent my summer cvacation

OH PLUS LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!!
http://www.fancast.com/movies/They-Shoot-Horses,-Dont-They/816/594604641/They-Shoot-Horses,-Dont-They/videos
my sweet fondas first movie after barbarella.

STOP THE BOMB!

Heart shadows in Sex Meadows:the diamond teeth post

2009-06-17T13:38:00.000-07:00

Down to buisness:
The diamond teeth cd release party is finaly happening....

<a href="http://thediamondteeth.bandcamp.com/album/cd-release-june-30-at-rancho-relaxo-how-i-spent-my-summer-vacation">Bee's by The Diamond Teeth</a>

it is more a PARTY that a CD or a RELEASE (then again, if we do it right...)
there will be the bands you know and love
a raffle
official diamond teeth space suits and earings for sale
and of course ive hand screened a giant pile of cds and they all look different and unique and its awesome (se below for examples)
also "the moon is slice" stickers and temorary tatoos

basicly itll be the best night of your life

remember commencement? YA BETTER THAN COMMENCEMENT- and unlike commencement-noone will get stabbed

so heres some cd covers

I dont know where these ideas come from

man ive had a productive week-

i also uploaded new tracks to MY myspace, as well as made it prettier.

http://www.myspace.com/bloodrexdaleandthewallsareblonde

and what the hell heres some stuff thats been laying around

cause i got bored!

and cause i got splatty!

pretty pretty

I posted some new songs on bandcamp

2009-06-02T20:10:00.000-07:00

<a href="http://bloodandblonde.bandcamp.com/track/hey-aja">Hey Aja! by Blood Rexdale and the Walls are Blonde</a>

Paintings

2009-05-29T13:38:00.000-07:00

Ive been painting lots recently

painting and basking

here are some finished, and some works in progress (all for sale of course, wink)

hooray!

women in the garden

gravity has taken its toll
on a half finished nude blonde girl
assembling in mid air in 2065

the price of peace is giving up control

a project for school!

a game of cricket

a star cluster or two

also i did these with the snake:

The Reel Man from Kieran Heilbron on Vimeo.

to check out more of the snake pictures go to http://vimeo.com/thesnakepictures

thats all for now

oh DIAMOND TEETH CD RELASE- JUNE 30TH-KILLKILLKILL

bye!

Spring; A Time to Kill or THE DIAMOND TEETHS TRIUMPHANT RETURN

2009-04-29T12:48:00.001-07:00

good to be back everyone. was very busy, lots of school, lots of varnishing cabinates, lots of work, but no more

for today is a day for

FUN

paintings for finals:

Final illustration assignment:

and of course schools done and you know that that means

its diamond teeth season baby

our EP "how i spent my summer vacation" is in the printing process (as in im hand screening them all) and will be in your hot hands asap

we got new songs too, i myself am quite excited.

for tokyo

2009-03-23T22:02:00.000-07:00

gone are the stars
teardrops in the sky
only the dreams live on
so cry
cry, my heart

in other news, the sun is back!

also gerhart richter remains awesome

http://www.gerhard-richter.com/

go germany, go!

NO NOT JEWEL!

2009-03-09T16:23:00.000-07:00

this weekend was a bit off.

friday was a nice 15 degrees out, i havent wanted to leave the house so badly in a while.

my brother in combat tokyo died yesterday morning, he wore himself out.

here he is immortalized along side the kleiser/obrien clan

as if that wasn't enough

then came this terrible piece of news from mega star jewels myspace page

Heartbreaking News From Jewel
Current mood: bummed
Category: Blogging

Well,
as many of you know I have been having trouble with my knees after
rehearsing long hours for Dancing With The Stars. The doctors thought I
had tendonitis, but when I wasn't feeling better after some rest, I
decided to get an MRI. When I heard the results I was in utter
disbelief. The doctors told me that not one, but both of my legs were
fractured!! He said my left one was particularly bad, and that I had to
not only stop dancing, but stop walking and use crutches!!! He said I
had just over done it with the rehearsals and training over the past
few weeks and so my muscles became fatigued and transferred the
overload of stress to the bones in my leg - causing the stress
fractures! He says that type of injury can happen when athletes step up
the amount or intensity of their training. Typical me- I throw myself
1000% into anything I do- that's how I went from being homeless to
where I am today- but I just had no idea I could over-do dancing!

Shock does not begin to describe it. I am heartbroken to say I will
not be competing in this season of Dancing With the Stars. I'm sad I
won't get to go through the rest of the experience competing with my
husband, Ty. I don't really know what to say. I am sad and mad and
disappointed and just blown away at all that has happened. I also feel
particularly upset for my partner Dmitry. This is his first season on
the show and he put so much work and thoughtful effort into training
me. I really wanted America to see what a great dancer, choreographer
and teacher he is. This wasn't the way I wanted to go, but my health
must come first. And so it is with regret I will not be able to compete
this season, but I will be there to cheer my husband on every step of
the way- he will just have to dance for the both of us now!

The good news is that my doctors say with rest and care, I will
recover completely with no long-term damage. I hope I will be able to
come back and compete on the show another season after my injury heals
and get the chance to team up with Dmitry once again to show America
our cha-cha!

xxj

___________________________________

.......now what the fuck am i suposed to do jewel, IMAGINE you dancing? i already had that IT WAS CALLED THE SIXTH GRADE.

i get that youre in a bind, but damn, at least offer us a lookalike or mail in offer or somthing

im on season 3 disk 2 of star trek next gen now, last night i finaly saw the one where geordie takes off his visor and explains it to a romulan that hes trapped in a cave with.

here are some illustrations of my bedroom

aw here it comes

2009-03-05T09:36:00.000-08:00

pointillism is a visual representation of particles and matter

so to contain particles is to contain beauty and ideas right?

ok so to then silkscreen layer the contained particles in a manner which represents mass production and the relationship between plastic and the rise of cancer rates int he past 50 years would say somthing about society right?

and flipping a seraut painting around would say somthing about art right?

well i assumed all that was true and made sense and did this.

this one is a shout out to the farming community, who are greatly affected by the current world economy. look, the little barn is dropping off into space

anyway that was the surpise

i have a show tonite at graffittis and an art show coming up

stay glued to this blog for further details.

THE DIAMOND TEETH?! HERE?! WHERE?!

2009-02-16T22:05:00.000-08:00

go forth and thrash

2009-02-09T15:36:00.000-08:00

Lots of acts, 3 of which i know from experience are good

contests contests contests...

Lost: lots of files

2009-01-25T15:42:00.000-08:00

yep it happend, i lost a shit load of files, dont shop at carbon computer, i was great before the day i stepped foot in that place.

anyway heres a show im playing on wed/a new poster

needless to say i lost the surpirse i was working on, thanks life

2 new tracks

2009-01-20T18:00:00.000-08:00

i spent the day making loops with my looper and my amplifyer and my ipod, i feel productive

http://bloodandblonde.bandcamp.mu/track/bbella-codne

and heres an hour and a half of pure loop fun including shout outs to
sergio mendes
sonic youth
bob crewe
beat happening
and many more!

https://www.yousendit.com/download/WnBRT2pKY3kwVW1Ga1E9PQ

DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD!!!

in recent news i lost a bunch of files yesterday which means i lost a bunch of illustrations which is baaaad.

also shout outs to GW, i love you more when you leave, and to OB, the man with the plan

buy my drawings and music

rip patrick mcgoohan

2009-01-15T22:02:00.000-08:00

today i found out that one of my strongest male role models of my previous years died on tues, patrick mcgoohan

patrick mcgoohan played no. 6 on the prisoner which is the best weird show in the world and certainly in the top 10 best shows in general.

look heres a link and everything! http://www.surfthechannel.com/show/2886.html

anyway this has saddened me a little bit, like when mr dressup and jonny cash died and we were all "siiiighhhh"

surprise coming soon i promise

"panda bear: eats shoots and leaves"

2009-01-11T15:55:00.000-08:00

yo!

i've got a surprise for you all! a big one! its coming!

but not today, instead here are some selections from my book this past week or so

and myself

and strangers passing in the street

and this

mountains, mountains, mountains, sea

here is part one a a two part sketch of vic

and the cover of a new book

a panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a dinner, eats the dinner, stands up, and shotts a gun in the air and takes off

the owner is mystified and just doesnt know what this bears deal is. he goes home to look up information about panda bears on the internet and reads

Lookit me! lookit me!

2008-12-23T21:19:00.000-08:00

Merry chirstman gran!

merry christmas the paint movement!

merry christmas dan wolovic!

merry chirstmas dad!

merry christmas sachiko!!! and get better soon.

merry christmas EVERYbody

Darlene Love

2008-12-15T00:14:00.000-08:00

Im pleased to report im still alive and kicking, final projects for school, so much thinking.

today i bring you some things from the last 3 weeks.

i wonder what its like in oxford right now..

hot off the presses of a half hour ago...

remember to move south.

remember to pray

remember to excersize!

remember to play.

Tonite i played a Clash tribute show, tomorrow i will be playing at the drake.

I want work.

Its getting to cold i dont like this one bit.

joke corner:

so a seal walks into a club...

The Parks of Bloor West Village

2008-12-04T19:08:00.001-08:00

This is a poster I've Recently made

This is a girl I met in Vancouver

I made this when I was 15, gooooooo 15!

I made this when I was 17

Here are two versions of one i made today

We will Bathe in the Vomit of Tigers!

2008-11-21T08:31:00.000-08:00

Scanner+ forgotten small sketchbook = new post! cool equation, huh?

I wish i was moving to california like my plan had intended, the SAD is already setting in, my brain kept fireing off yesterday as a reaction to the snowfall and made me wonder

wa wa wa wa wonder

again, cool huh?

anyway, pages:

ive been busy

2008-11-20T17:24:00.000-08:00

Alright, Ive got my hard drive and a school computer at my disposal, time to show you the newer things

firstly, my album,

im making an album

ive been doing it on and off since last year

it is actualy coming out at some point, its gonna be fantastic

i swear.

what does a gay horse eat?

HAYYYYY!!!

blogger fucks with colors! see! i told you! i like it

heres a poster from a couple of weeks ago

dancing is fun

this was the result of a happy accident

...in my pants

I headlined my first show last week, it was dope

WHODUNIT submition, if you live in toronto come to the whodunit show at ocad, the concept behind the show is a bit lame, but who cares they have Orangina for sale!!!

my ex at my door

To sleep perchance to rust

2008-11-18T00:26:00.000-08:00

blogger + my computer = enemies

this results in blogger not letting me upload images for the time being

i shal tide you over with music

tonites recordings-
http://www.nowupload.com/:UsC

a sound collage-
http://www.nowupload.com/:Us9

a loop-
http://www.nowupload.com/:Us8

it let me put up this poster tho, go to this show, theyre all so pretty

pictures that arent from 2005 soon

buh

2008-11-04T11:01:00.000-08:00

i will watch the streets run red with ocads blood and surf to california on the red flood

ooookay maybe thats a bit much, but still im quite pissed at this school, plus halloween brings out the misfits fan in me

hense my lack of illustratin/ increase in music playin over the past 2 weeks

BUT heres a drawing i did in class today to tide ya'll over

black lightning, free city rhymes

"you wanna hit?"--"yeah of course"-- "oh really? no way"- "yeah man"-

2008-10-17T14:33:00.000-07:00

poster poster posters

poster poster posters

i dislike mastercard, instead of just maxing out my credit card they chagred me an overlimit fee that was greater that the amount i went over with

irritating

BUT i got paid a couple nights ago and now im gonna haloween it up at value village

have a sexy weekend everyone

My head used to swim from the purfume i smelled, my hands kindof fumbled with her white plastic belt

2008-10-16T11:01:00.000-07:00

So remember yesterday when i scanned a bunch of pictures out my sketchbook and posted them, guess what i did with the sketchbook...

LEFT IT IN THE SCANNER AT OCAD!!
isnt that just soooo fantassticaly awesome, im just so happy i did somthing amazingly stupid

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

heres a photo from the highest point in the state of oregon, pretty huh?

blogger likes to fuck up the colors of my uploaded jpgs sometimes, but it usualy looks cool

im still not sure how i feel about this one

today uncle mike sent me some photos from just before we left vancouver to go on tour, so heres what we looked like before.

julia david olivia max and daniel

again their names were julia david olivia max and daniel

cousin max, aunt nancy (like sinatra!) max dan, blah blah

dan was trying to quit smoking and he had a nicotine inhaler the whole time

olivia crumbles into the ground

RIP Norsman

woman to woman

heartache to heartache

joe cocker for life

Here is a photo from a couple of sundays ago, its from kensington market and is proof of a designer

ALSO

i've never wanted to fuck a hamburger so badly:

have you?

I was walking down the street just havin a think when a snake of a girl gave me an evil wink.

2008-10-15T13:42:00.000-07:00

"...if you do remember, then you've been following TWM for a long time because for one show and I do mean only one show our walls were red in what basically looked like a blood splatter pattern. Many people actually said this... well next show came around and the walls were white again.

Tonight they will be Blonde when Blood Rexdale opens up the show with his unique voice (which also happens to be one of the neatest I've heard in sometime)."

thats from a mass email that dan wolovic who is a promoter sent out to the facebook marked attednees of my show tonite. he's refered to my voice as "neat" twice now in review.

plus look at all the effort he put into that name pun, LOTS!

annnnyway....

ill give $5 to the first person who recognizes these.

this is hayley, she is my bessst friend

so is the deco lamp and the upside down topless chick

We ate poisonous mushrooms on Hayleys island this weekend and i ended up with this.

i like saturation

myspace wont let me add new sons cause its being a whore, but ive found a website that lets you upload mp3s which is great because im gonna upload the hell out of a great lot of good music

check it

http://www.nowupload.com/:Zxq

its called snake of a girl and it goes.

she shook me up and took me by surprise, she had a pickup truck and the devils eyes

she stared and me and i felt a change, time ment nothing and never would again.

finaly...

climbed in the front seat to put some hair oil on, buddy holly was singing his very last song

heres the finger king

here is a picture of tempest and greg driving thru the desert on a car, super pettibon, supersteadman, super doesnt look like either of them BUT who the fuck cares.

not i, not i.

I'd also like to give a shout out to gregs cat... well.. ex-cat sarah who died last night. she was an old bitchy cat and we were all kindof anticipating her dying, but still, she was a cat and another life form in the apartment, and therefore will be missed

aaaasolmariiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaa

kill kill kill

i've tasted blood and i want more! more! more! more!

2008-10-08T17:24:00.000-07:00

I went to the doctor, he gave me some topical creame

great, now im "that" guy. the guy with topical creame.

ive been busy making posters all day as you saw earlier, but here are some scans from my book of the drawings ive been making this past week with this plastic brush pen that i put water inside of.

Plus the 4th poster i made today

I dun made some posters

2008-10-07T23:47:00.000-07:00

i have spent the past few days with an infection on my face and feel/ look like a rotting zombie

heres a detailed scan

NOW Here are 3 posters i made tonite for two way monologues

Martha my love has 2 magic chords in it that melt me sooo hard

she is good people because she looked past the rotting scar on my face and made love to me anyway. i spent nuit blanch operating an elevator at ocad taking people from the first to the second floor and back down again
people we unconvinced that the elevator was operational

"are you art?"
"no im dave, do you want a ride upstairs"
hahaha i am sooo funny

This one is just for fun

ive got a show next week ( as you can see from the poster) as well as november 8th so im up and comming

4 new recordings in the past 3 days, none of which are by anymens polished but good enough to sound cool

what the hells heres the fifth song:

http://www.nowupload.com/:dSO

We are all an incomparably valuable experience for me in

2008-09-26T09:37:00.001-07:00

Hello, my name is David Kleiser and I would like to apply for your bursary. I am a 21-year-old Illustration student at the Ontario College of Art & Design.

I’ve lived here in Toronto since I was born to two failed artists. We lived in a warehouse until I was three and a half at which point we moved into and rebuilt a house in a developing east end neighborhood. It was here that I learned about creation. Since our money would go into the house and the family, there wasn’t much of a budget for leisure items, and I was taught to create my own toys, games, and books. Since then I have of course had a very do it yourself attitude towards anything. I have been creating in Toronto for 19 years .

When I was in the 5th grade I was diagnosed with a learning disability and as a result I spent 1 period every day in a learning strategies or “IEP” class up until halfway thru grade 11 when I changed to an art based high school course at Central Tech in Toronto. I did not let anyone at my new school know about my status and was treated just like all the other students and as a result learned to cope like one. I accredit this decision to my being at a university level today

My family has helped me as much as they can, but

the expenses I'd be facing for housing, food, transportation, books and supplies is beyond

our current means. You'll see in the financial portion of this application that I am basing

my expected expenses on a 4 month period (not 8 months as the form suggests). I hope

you will consider my application as worthy.

I am applying for many bursaries and scholarships today. i love eating and i love the roof above my head way too much to trade them in for education, but i also love education, hence bursary applications.

This is a drawing of this girl kate, shes alot prettier than this but i suspect her insides are fairly represented by this drawing

today i feel sacred

this is not mine but it is just so amazing for so many reasons that i cant not show the world

so a seal walks into a club...

this also has already happened but is an awesome poster none the less

i want a solo exhibition, anything less is unacceptable (not true ill take anything)

i want my album to be finished so i can mail it to everyone around the world

i want it to be june again

i want to get one, just one good recording of a ciccada

i want your skull, i need your skull

i want robin to come back to toronto

and i want julia to come over to my house

i want to go to kingston this weekend, i want drew to have her bon voyage party another day

i want the smashing pumpkins to be good again and not to charge 50$ for their stupid ass tickets

i want financial security

I WANT YOU I WANT YOU SO BA A AD

I WANT YOU OU OU OU OU OU OU

shit im missing bugs and tweety

peas!

oh did i mention she has one of my favorite words tatooed on her side?

2008-09-25T09:44:00.000-07:00

I dislike this digital illustration class. not that i have a problem with the class persay, just that i dont want to do it and i could have spent 500$ on a shit load of paint markers and the 6 hours a week that it takes up on using those paint markers to write on streetcars and various starbucks locations.

here is kaily coucco running across a hall way to confide in her neighbors. humor ensues

it happens quite frequently and i don't like it when it does but it every once in a while results in somthing dope like this, or half the recordings i've made in the past 6 months.

pressure makes diamonds im told?

the

word

is

fuck

the word is love

this already happend but im posting it anyway because i think its damn cool

here is a picture of my mother

at an aeroport

with botched chemical process

i like to botch chemical processes

procai?

anyway im gonna go make some more shirts, the sarah palin is a wack scene one was a pretty big sucess as i've noticed 3 people snickering after looking at it today

seriously tho, palin needs our support, even tho theres nothing we can actualy do to get her into office

forget dion, forget layton, forget harper

vote palin

dont actualy

the word is sister by the way

a basquiat quote

2008-09-24T11:20:00.001-07:00

im making a "personal coat of arms" right now while making sure noone steals a projector from the school.

yay design office for paying me to do so, yay being able to eat and pay bills

read animal farm now, or later, so long as you read it soon i'm happy cause it's one of the best books i've ever read/will read
new song up on www.myspace.com/bloodrexdaleandthewallsareblonde

anyway enough plugging, more drawings

im not sure if i've discussed this with you, but i'm an art fag
as such i like to make art faggy jokes

like this one, if you get it, youre an art fag too

deal with it

if you are in fact a recovering art fag and are now a lawyer or small buisness owner/ own several copies of red book/ are currently drinking a ginger ale, i appologise, i had no right to call YOU an art fag

if you havent already started listening to "war prayers" by young people, do so, its fucking awesome

listen until you like it, it will happen trust me

this ones a subtle hint to you christian

please let me in to your school

i hate that i have to wear a sweater again. i also hate that i have to sit under an airconditioning duct until 3:30 pm. i do how ever love mission hill, as it is so fucking good.

i think i wanna go to ottawa this weekend, but i may not (money) and i may play on the street in kensington market on sunday (fun fun fun)

either way if i should die, box me up and ship me home

oh oh oh, im making "sarah palin is a wack scene" shirts tonite, if you want one lemme know and ill make one for you

love, dave

say hello to my litte friend... "hello"

2008-09-23T11:18:00.000-07:00

Hello. My name is David Kleiser. I am a caucasian male aries born in 1987. I am of german english and irish decent and i have never rode a horse, ever. I live in the west end of toronto ontario canada in my parents basement.

Here is a picture i drew of some french Canadian figure skaters.

I like to draw and to sometimes paint. I also like to write songs and then record them on my laptop with the built in microphone and software. i think it gives it a great grainy low fi empty feeling when i do so. To Listen, Click this:

www.myspace.com/bloodrexdaleandthewallsareblonde

Here is a drawing i did of the dog kid i saw at the lakeshore one time, he was a shadow.

I currently attend the Ontario College of Art and Design (which is actualy a university, just not a very organized one, hence the word "college" in its name). I work as a cabinate builder/varnisher and installer and i enjoy listening to music.

Here is a drawing of my friend drew and of rome.

This past summer (2008) i went on a tour of america in a 1980 dodge camper van nammed the norsman with my guitar and my friends from england and bulgaria. It was fun, tho we almost got put in carson state prison in nevada. i dont like nevada now. other things happend but that will be discussed later. however i will mention that both la and orange county are badass.

here is a picture of me serving coffee too a horse in starbucks.

All of my illustrations and paintings are for sale and i also do portraits and junk like that. if you want to own somthing, email me at

dkleiser@rogers.com

if not i bid you good day

actualy even if you do, i bid you good day

good day everyone.